No, this isn't gaming related in the slightest. But it's proof that I have interests beyond gaming (though I will confess there are a few gaming references scattered throughout). This particular piece was pitched to Cracked, which ostensibly has a policy of "submit anything and we'll publish it." Their process is pretty haphazard and I stuffed this one into the morgue when it became clear they weren't particularly interested in it. Apparently, my sense of humor isn't something that lends itself to their brand. Yes, there are gaming references, and I'm leaving them in as I found them.
